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  • Siboo
    07-28 07:22 PM
    My prediction for this year..

    EB1 = Current
    EB2 = Jan 2003 (Because of BEC cases coming out, chance for them to file I-485 in October)
    EB3 = U

    This looks like September 13 bulletin.
    What about October 02, 2007 update??:D :D




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  • sammyb
    11-15 09:53 AM
    Simply and bluntly put

    IV is we. If you are not there , there is no IV. We are in agony and pain. let us scream so high that even deaf may lend their ears.

    What is at stake is you career. We have every thing to loose by doing nothing. I know, I have lost a whole lot. Probably I were better off moving to India after my MBA. I might have been doing much better there. But I am at the point where I cannot let got without trying. Have you reached that point yet?

    Here is my personal story, if you think you can do better here without the Green Card. Think again! I have been slogging in this mess since 1999, even though I have world class qualifications (Full time MBA from a top US school, several years of work experience, PMP and marching toward CFA). All this are futile , if I don't have that stupid work permit with out any strings attached (Green Card)

    Yes I do have EAD. But it is full of restriction. At least let us work together to remove that restriction..

    I don't want any freaking loosers. Loosing is their nature. I want winners to work with me. Are you the one?


    unless we join hands together and come forward nothing will change ...

    because of personal reason I was not able to devote much time to IV recently ... will be involved more now onwards ...




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  • howzatt
    08-21 10:40 AM
    This is to inform our community that July 19th filer check - 485, EAD, AP has got encashed. Please delete the thread if you would like to. It is only to aid people in this forum to track the dates.

    EB-3 India
    Nebraska
    July 19th filer- Checks Cashed
    no other updates

    Congratulations. It looks like they are moving.




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  • dassumi
    12-23 03:00 PM
    You can use your AP with no issues. That's the exact intent of that document.


    Hi Guys,

    My wife was on a H1B visa with a company until June 2010. She is no longer working and her Her H1B visa is now expired.

    I am in the final stage of my green card process and we have both EAD and Advance parole. Since we have valid EADs and Advance Parole documents, we didn�t bother to pursue a H4 dependent visa for her. We are planning to go to Thailand next week for a 10 day vacation. I just want to confirm that she will be able to come back into the US with her Advance Parole document which is valid until June 2011.

    I would really appreciate your quick response since we are looking to purchase tickets in the next couple hours.

    Thanks and have a great weekend,



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  • H1InTrouble
    09-21 02:30 PM
    Hi,

    Thank u all for your advices and information. I would like to add a few things which I think were not clear from my initial post.

    My H1 was denied because there were false information in the petition which USCIS did not buy. My current employer is a direct vendor for my client and has a purchase order in my name and he does this all the time. I am looking for a new employer not because I want to but because I have to as my current employer is not able to provide me with any job/project. Do you all think that even in this situation, he can enforce the non-compete on me. My employer is NJ based where non-competes are enforced.




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  • a_yaja
    01-06 04:39 PM
    My wife is on H4 and is exploring the posibility of converting to a H1. She recently went for her first interview and the people over there told her that there is a new rule for H4 to H1B conversion. According to them, she needs to go to India and get her H1B stamped before she can start working. Is this true? As far as I know, all one needs is an approved I-797 (for I-129 petition) indicating that the approval is for change of status to H1B (meaning that the approval notice has a I-94).

    Please let me know if there is any merit in the above statement?



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  • bhasky25
    10-11 03:56 PM
    Thanks for replying... Appreciate it ....

    I believe the 180 days starts from the day of 485 notice date and not 140 approval. I had confirmed this with my attorney (both my personal one and the companies )before making the shift and I had and RFE on my 485 in June 09 and nothing after that. I would assume that USCIS was happy with my response and the case might have been pre-adjudicated.

    As per Ron, one cannot apply for H1B renewals based on revoked 140's. I wanted to see if anyone here has done it successfully. I will check with my attorney as well as my companies attorney.




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  • vivache
    09-26 05:14 PM
    "Top on IV's goals is 'ability to file for I-485' even when visa number is not available. As you perhaps know this will enable securing an EAD. Hope this answers your question."

    Unintelligent question .
    What time frame do we expect this to kick in .. if it does?
    (I know you can't give a definite date .. but just curious)

    Also how optimistic are we (IV lawyers) of getting this one in? (good chance, medium chance ??)



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  • anu_t
    06-17 12:20 PM
    I am in the same boat too. Only difference is that I have formally accepted the offer and it's in the same corporation (but different legal entity).

    My lawyer recommended that I have three options

    1) Start over and recapture your PD. She mentioned that this is the cleanest option.

    2) Apply for 485 from your old job and then move to the other job after six months

    3) Move to the new job but apply for your 485 from your old job.However, you will need to move back to your old job once you get your Green Card.

    I believe Option 3 is the best for all of you. Try contacting your old employers to see if they can file for your 485. That said, once your complete your six months after applying for 485, you can technically move. Now I am not sure if this will work, but can we not move into another company at more apparent time before the actual receipt of the Green Card. Also, given the severe retrogression expected, it may be a long wait and this move may potentially not have to happen for a while.

    Please note the above is my opinion and you will need to consult your own lawyers.


    How come option 1 will work if the law passes? First you have to apply for the labour and then only u can capture the old pd.
    But we even can't apply for the labour so there is no point in capturing the old pd. Am I making the valid point here? Correct me if I am wrong.




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  • thomachan72
    09-29 02:31 PM
    While leaving India is there any place we can declare saying this gold we are taking out of india.
    This way when we enter back in india , we can show evidence that the gold was purchased in india itself and no hassels from customs.

    Unfortunately NO. you cannot declare anything while leaving India.
    My question is; Why do you really want to bring your jwellery here? Why not keep in some safety locker (bank) in India. Is it attractive to walk around with huge gold chains/bangles in the US? Also we have been hearing about burglaries in Indian households becuause of easy access to gold.
    Buy gold and keep it in locker in India. Come here with some "duplicate gold" and live free.:D:D:D



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  • saketkapur
    10-11 01:00 PM
    I would suggest you talk to a good immigration attorney or post your query in "Ask the Lawyer Section".
    Just some clarification....so you still have a valid H1B until 2012, I would suggest that you should apply for EAD/AP asap and start using the same rather than just depend on H1B...if that is possible.....

    PS:I am not an attorney so this suggestion should not be considered legal advice...every case is different.......talk to an immigration attorney




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  • gc_maine2
    05-29 03:55 PM
    Your attorney is DAY DREAMING.. Don't beleive him/her,

    I have a early 2004 Priority date (EB3 India) and asked my attorney if it is wise to reapply in Eb2 as it is current in that date, and she says she believes my Eb3 PD to get current by july. Folks, what do you think ?



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  • jkays94
    05-03 11:20 AM
    We should empahsise how the amnesty offer can set precedence for future influx of people and how US would end up as Latino country, if immigration is not controlled. This can be a sure catalyst for SJ Mercury times as they are trying to find ammunition to counter the Illegal protests

    Sundar99, I do agree with some of your sentiments about promoting the cause of legal immigrants but lets not pick battles that will only be turned against IV. IV has many external detractors and the more IV gains exposure in the media, more enemies will continue to emerge. Do you suppose organizations such as FAIR, NumbersUSA and others really distinguish between IV and the undocumented movement ? Visit this blog by one of the FAIR executives : www.steinreport.com (http://www.steinreport.com) and you will understand that legal and illegal immigrants to such organizations are one and the same thing as far as they are concerned and they could care less regardless of the glaring facts. One of the concerns that you highlight is that of increased backlogs in the face of amnesty, it has been reiterated by several senators all in agreement that anyone coming through amnesty will go to the back of the line and not before legal immigrants.


    We should empahsise how the amnesty offer can set precedence for future influx of people and how US would end up as Latino country, if immigration is not controlled.

    Do you really want to pick a fight with the more than 43 million Americans of Hispanic origin ? This is the very same argument that bloggers are using against IV following the WP article about an invasion by persons of Chinese and Indian origin, arguments made totally out of context. Why should we emulate such organizations and stoop to their level. Lets pick our battles wisely and only those we have a chance of winning.




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  • hanu0913
    10-08 03:12 PM
    Your sentences are confusing. Please no offense.

    You can file your wife's I-485(derivative adjustment) once the PD is current. So just relax and keep on looking Visa Bulletin every month to check if the priority dates are current.

    My case : got GC on June. Filed wife's case in June and she has an EAD.

    All the best.

    so here is exact question , what about if i get GC approval before my PD gets current?



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  • eb3India
    03-09 09:03 PM
    I simply don't get it, first everyone blamed 245i cases and April 2001 deadline, we now passed this stage, I really don't see that many people from India are waiting for GC with PD 2001, so who are consuming these visas, there are only few guys from this year, most of my friends how applied during this year got their greencards

    it just does'nt make sense, yes ofcourse reforms is dire necessity




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  • gc2
    09-23 11:11 AM
    i am waiting for response from my lawyer in atlanta. i was wondering if people have gone through similar situation where they take a promotion with same employer or change jobs. Since AC21 leaves a lot of room for interpretation, it would be helpful to know past cases.

    thanks



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  • hojo
    09-04 06:03 PM
    very nice picture, dan is the man =)




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  • jonty_11
    04-29 03:21 PM
    From the title of the thread seems like u already got an RFE...please use good judgement in naming threads....




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  • himu73
    04-09 03:19 PM
    I have observed senior members constantly heckling anyone trying put their views asking "Have you given any contribution ?" "How have you contributed to any work?" This is a democratic cause and i think we not heckle people. It will erode the support base. We need to understand that out of all the members only few percent will contribute. Constant repsonses to people expresssing their view will either drive people away or will not allow more creative ideas to come out. Take this case. It is a very good idea to go to Indian channels. I would expect a response like "Lets approach them and try to convince about our cause" (I know when i am writing this, next post will be why dont you try clling. I am ready but such a responce will dampen anyones spirit. Consider our activity like a profit center. More people and ideas is the driving force.Money is important but people who understnad the cause wont wait to contribute anyway.
    Hope this make sense and we have more positive posts !!!




    fcres
    07-06 01:19 PM
    if dates are retrogessed you get 3 year extensions..
    if they are not then you apply for 485 :)

    If 485 is filed and then it retrogressed (like right now), i can still get 3yr extension, right?




    lazycis
    02-13 01:02 PM
    "Amnesty to LEGAL immigrants!"



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